Who you callin’ stinky?
We’re here to set the record straight: the poop emoji is anything but stinky, in fact, it’s ineffably charming. A mix between chocolate soft-serve ice cream and a classic yellow happy face, the smiling poop has the power to uplift those who feel down in the dumps (pun definitely intended). It’s impossible not to look at those pearly whites and sparkling cartoon eyes and not crack a smile of your own. The emoji is just bursting with happiness, even though it’s essentially a pile of dung, but it doesn’t give a you-know-what. It’s a nice reminder that no matter what you’re going through in life, you should hang in there because if a piece of poop can smile, so can you!
We respect the jubilant turd’s sunny disposition so much that we decided to commemorate it by turning it into a costume. Now you can promote positivity by not just sending it in a text but by wearing it out and about. Plus, it’s an inflatable costume so the internet will give you kudos for being on point with current trends (move over inflatable T-rex, the poop is making its debut). Get ready for a crap-ton of “likes” and comments (hee hee, see what we did there?)
If you’re ready to send out positive vibes to those in need then step inside the inflatable poop costume, turn the tiny fan on, and the costume will magically inflate. The clear vinyl screen allows you to see out so you don’t run into anybody because even though the poop emoji’s loved by all, no one likes stepping on doo-doo!
– Inflatable Bodysuit – Battery-Operated Fan – Instructions